My Life as a Teenage…Teenager

I was assigned twenty some questions in Biology today. This was the seventh question.
7.) Applying Concepts: If you could go back in time, how would you explain the cell theory to someone who had never heard of cells?
This begs the question, “WHAT KIND OF FOOL WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND EXPLAIN A LAME THEORY ABOUT CELLS TO A BUNCH OF PEASANTS???”
I was seriously tempted to write a very sarcastic reply. Instead, I regurgitated the stupid theory, which reads something like “All life is made up of cells. Cells are the smallest things that are living. All cells come only from other cells reproducing.”
However, I wanted to write something like, “Well, supposing that Back to the Future is wrong and going back in time does not alter the present, and supposing that I wasn’t thrown in an asylum, or hung (I would be suggesting to 16th century peasants that life only comes from other life, which was blasphemy), I would be explaining to uneducated farmers/smiths/whatever that we are all made up of unimaginably small little box like things, and that so are plants and cows and the like.”
I also want to point out that if I had time travel, explaing the cell theory is so low on my list of priorities that it wouldn’t even register.

Our church group has been studying the life of David, and comparing it to both the life of Christ and our own. One thing that stands out is unerring faith. And not just in David. At one point, Jonathon goes out to the Philistines, and says that if the Phillistines say something (I can’t remember what, exactly) than the Lord will delive them into Jonathon’s hands. And it happens, he and his armor bearer kill something like forty men. Now, I can’t even imagine that leap of faith. That seems to me like saying, “If my teacher says that this test isn’t easy to pass, than God will deliver a perfect score to me.” Obviously, not very many (if any) Christians can do that nowadays. We can’t really establish an audible sign with God that means DO THIS NOW!

Despite being a grossly unfair question (one favorite book? impossible choice), I will do my best.
Obviously, The Lord of the Rings is held in high esteem. Another book is Hunter’s League: A Conspiracy Revealed by Mel Odom. It takes place in nineteenth century England. I would recommend it to suspense/action fans, but would rate it at PG-13, as there are murders, fights, and monsters. Another excellent read is Kidnapped!

Here we go:
10.) The Man in the Iron Mask
9.) The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
8.) Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi
7.) The Patriot
6.) I, Robot
5.) Batman Begins
4.) The Fellowship of the Ring
3.) The Two Towers
2.) The Return of the King
1.) The Matrix

Okay, because of this huge lapse in time, you all probably have no idea what I’ve been doing for the last…long time (4 months?). Well. I ran Cross Country for Pike, and I thought I could have done better, but my parents think I did excellent (Irony=the one time I get angry at myself for not working hard enough, my parents think that I did pretty good). And I am now a Freshmen, in the Giant Mutant Middle School (GMMS) known as the Freshmen Center. I really need to update my top ten movie’s list. And I really like this series of “Klaymations” by a guy (or group) called Knox Flash. He (they?) made the “Glass of Water” mentioned earlier, but my favorite is the Bar Fight. You can find them by going to Flashplayer.com and searching for Knox.